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Blade
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« on: November 11, 2003, 05:34:59 AM »

How do you catch a wild pesky wabbit.  Unique up on it

How do you catch a tame pesky wabbit.  Tame way, Unique up on it
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« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2003, 04:06:35 AM »
How is a texas Tormnado and a tennessee divorce the same?

Somebody's gonna to lose a trailer
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Blade
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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2003, 05:50:35 AM »

Where will you find a dog with no legs?

 Right where you left him!
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Blade
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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2003, 05:51:00 AM »

What is the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The location of the dirt bag
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Rebel
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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2003, 10:41:47 AM »
Why  did  the  guy  get  fired  from  the  orange  juice  factory?

     Because  he  couldn't  concentrate!
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« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2003, 09:56:54 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on November 17, 2003, 10:41:47 AM
Why  did  the  guy  get  fired  from  the  orange  juice  factory?

     Because  he  couldn't  concentrate!

Ha Ha, that certainly qualifies  Cheesy

Here's another.

What do Bears in the North Pole get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids
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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2005, 12:50:15 PM »
There was a young man of New York,

Whose limericks ended abruptly

They didn't rhyme, lacked rhythm,

Too,

But were so dumb they
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« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2005, 10:36:33 AM »
Question: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Answer:  A  Fsh of course!
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« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2005, 06:31:33 AM »
               Why do Jewish womewn like their men circumcized?


                      Because they like anything that is 10% off!
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« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2009, 04:48:52 PM »
A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor.

After the exam the eye doctor says, I know why you are having trouble.

The Chinaman says why

The Doctor says, you have a Cataract

Chinaman says, No. I have a Rincoln Continental!
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