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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2007, 09:15:21 AM »
Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?" .
The barman says "Yes, thats them."
So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one
bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!!!

" Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you no-one would worry
about the 14 million Pakistanis!"

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2007, 01:40:49 AM »
 Bush's Favor   
 
  George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of businessmen, when a little man walks up to him. "Excuse me, Mr. Bush, but my name is Steve Case, and I'm here with an extremely important client tonight. We're going to see your speech tonight, and it would be a great help to me if, when we walk by, you could impress him by saying, 'Hello, Steve'."
Bush readily agrees, and fifteen minutes later, the little man walks by, deep in conversation with his client.

Bush came up and said, "Hello, Steve."

 
The little man says, "Buzz off, Bush! I'm in a meeting," and keeps walking.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2007, 12:14:04 PM »
 :) It was funny But>
Now that I think about it was just mean.  I thought we are suppose to respect our authority?   :-\
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2007, 03:55:45 PM »
:) It was funny But>
Now that I think about it was just mean.  I thought we are suppose to respect our authority?   :-\


I found the joke to be hilarious with no ill intentions toward Bush.  Messenger lives in India so Bush isnít his president anyway. ;)

Penne

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2007, 07:48:10 AM »
U.S. President jokes told by foreigners are usually to bash the United States and those told by Americans are usually told to bash the other party. They are rarely funny because of the subtle politcal agenda behind them. When you insult any president you also insult more than half of the voters, so not very smart of you.

God bless America, and President George W. Bush.

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2007, 08:17:15 AM »
I see now I wound up in a "Political Humor" place which is suffering a famine of humor.

Here's a "joke" not aimed at a great American president, but at a party of liberal dunderheads in general. (This is the U.S. version, but liberal dunderheads are present in every in every country on every continent.)

How Many Democrats Does It Take to Screw in a Light Bulb?

Four hundred and seventy one:

12 to investigate the Texas Oil Industries involvement in the failure of the old bulb,

23 to reregulate the light bulb industry,

16 to demand funding for alternative lighting R&D,

34 to increase the marginal tax rate on high-wattage light bulbs,

9 to threaten trade sanctions if Germany and Japan don't start buying more 110-volt bulbs,

53 to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb,

40 to fully fund a new "volunteer" youth program which guarantees $10.00 per hour for anyone who can write an essay about why the environment and whales will be saved if light bulbs are changed.

43 to organize a protest including the NAACP, NEA and AFL-CIO to demand reparations for all building janitors who have slaved to
change light bulbs all by themselves for decades.

35 to take polls in California to prove that if the bulb really needed to be changed, Californians would have already formed an
encounter group, funded a multi cultural task force and have assigned homo and transsexual experts.

41 to chat with defense contractors about equipping everyone in the building with night-vision gear instead, and

165 to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs on the Internet.


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #21 on: May 06, 2007, 12:10:53 AM »
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U.S. President jokes told by foreigners are usually to bash the United States and those told by Americans are usually told to bash the other party. They are rarely funny because of the subtle politcal agenda behind them. When you insult any president you also insult more than half of the voters, so not very smart of you.

God bless America, and President George W. Bush.


Hi Shabar,

My intention was not to bash United States nor it's President. It was just a joke and needs to be taken in the right spirit.

If you call me a foreigner just becoz I am not from United States ,let me remind you this is a Biblical Christian Board and I am no foriegner to this Board. I respect President George Bush and please dont put words in People's mouth that I don't.

I dont want to spoil the humour mood in this section, therefore have fun everyone and post something in here that will make us laugh and relieve stress in our lives.

Messenger


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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #22 on: May 06, 2007, 01:10:05 AM »
<<<U.S. President jokes told by foreigners are usually to bash the United States and those told by Americans are usually told to bash the other party. They are rarely funny because of the subtle politcal agenda behind them. When you insult any president you also insult more than half of the voters, so not very smart of you.>>>

Have you forgotten what the word of God tells us?

12 Now this I say, that every one of you saith, I am of Paul; and I of Apollos; and I of Cephas; and I of Christ.
13 Is Christ divided? was Paul crucified for you? or were ye baptized in the name of Paul?
14 I thank God that I baptized none of you, but Crispus and Gaius;
15 Lest any should say that I had baptized in mine own name.
16 And I baptized also the household of Stephanas: besides, I know not whether I baptized any other.
17 For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect. 1 Corinthians 1.


25 But after that faith is come, we are no longer under a schoolmaster.
26 For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus.
27 For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ.
28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus. Galatians 3.

13 For by one Spirit are we all baptized into one body, whether we be Jews or Gentiles, whether we be bond or free; and have been all made to drink into one Spirit. 1 Corinthians 12.

I see no reason to call your brother a foreigner,because, we are all one in Christ,and we know no borders nor boundaries.

andreas.
kai ean diabainhs diĘ udatos meta sou eimi kai potamoi ou sugklusousin se kai ean dielqhs dia puros ou mh katakauqhs flox ou katakausei Isaiah 43:2

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2019, 03:05:48 AM »

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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #24 on: May 07, 2019, 11:22:47 AM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2019, 07:25:04 AM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2019, 07:40:51 AM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #27 on: May 12, 2019, 05:07:20 AM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2019, 12:16:22 PM »
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Re: Political Humor
« Reply #29 on: May 19, 2019, 01:48:51 PM »
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