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Community Discussions => Humor => Topic started by: Blade on May 19, 2005, 06:58:03 AM

Title: Say What?
Post by: Blade on May 19, 2005, 06:58:03 AM
A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor because he's having trouble seeing.

The doctor gives him a full examination and then says, "I know why you're having trouble seeing." The Chinaman says, "why?" The doctor says, "because you've got a Cataract."

The Chinaman says, No, I've got a rinkin continental!
Title: Re: Say What?
Post by: Chicago Bear on April 03, 2006, 10:43:57 PM
This ids not really humorous, but interesting.

On Wednesday of this week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.

Nothing like this will ever happen again in our lifetimes. Just another strange thingy with no point ;)
Title: Re: Say What?
Post by: Blade on April 03, 2016, 04:12:54 PM

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’ Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?’ The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!’

Title: Re: Say What?
Post by: Blade on October 05, 2018, 08:37:02 AM
If you had to decide between evangelism and a piece of chocolate, would you prefer dark or milk chocolate?  :'(
Title: Re: Say What?
Post by: Kevin Wright on October 06, 2018, 10:07:22 AM
 )typing( All 2 True and so not funny  :-[