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Blade

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Re: Dumb Humor
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2015, 08:55:42 PM »


What do you call four men in Mexico caught in quicksand?      Quatro Sinko!




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« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2015, 02:44:30 AM »


What do you call four men in Mexico caught in quicksand?      Quatro Sinko!

That would qualify too ;)

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Re: Dumb Humor
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2016, 04:03:36 PM »
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: Im lonely. I wish my friends were back here.



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« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2016, 11:33:25 AM »
Blade,  missed your dumb humor, you should post more often :)

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« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2016, 02:18:55 PM »
A Facebook friend posted the other day:

"My mom once told me, 'Some day, son, you'll be quite a wit, and right now you're about half way there.'"

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« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2016, 03:00:37 PM »

Sounds like me momma ;)

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« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2017, 12:30:17 PM »
With all the political rhetoric, doom and gloom and my questioning if I should make a fallout shelter :) , I thought it was about time for a few dumb jokes again.

I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.

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Re: Dumb Humor
« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2017, 12:30:50 PM »
Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What's the nature of the problem?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.


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Re: Dumb Humor
« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2017, 12:32:11 PM »
 There's two fish in a tank, and one turns to the other and says ''How do you drive this thing?''   

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Re: Dumb Humor
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2017, 12:42:45 AM »
I needed that!  :smileyBounce:

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« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2017, 10:19:49 AM »
 A man is flying in a hot-air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man below. He lowers the balloon farther and shouts, "Excuse me! Can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot-air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."

The man below says, "You must be in management."

"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."


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« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2017, 10:21:41 AM »
An atheist climber fell off a cliff, and, as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch and was hanging precariously by that small branch.

"Help! Is there anybody up there?" he shouted.

A majestic voice boomed through the gorge:

"I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me."

"Yes, yes, I trust you!" cried the man.

"Let go of the branch," boomed the voice.

There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, "Is there anybody else up there?"

 


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