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Blade

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Old Folks
« on: October 07, 2004, 03:12:35 AM »

An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, grandchildren, and older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life. The old man in is a terminal coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours. Suddenly, the old man opens his eyes and croaks: "I must be dreaming of heaven! I smell your grandmother's strudel!"

"No, grandfather, you are not dreaming. Grandmother is baking strudel now."

"I know I will never have another taste of her delicious strudel after this one. Could you please go down and get me a piece?", the old man begs with what is left of his final breath.

One of the grandchildren is immediately dispatched to honor the old man's last request. After a long time, he returns empty-handed.

"Did you bring me one last piece of your grandmother's delicious strudel?" the old man plaintively queries.

"I'm very sorry, grandfather, but she says it's for the funeral."

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Re: Erroneous E-Mail
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2005, 09:02:49 AM »

Hey! What did everyone lose their sense of humor or what! Come on, More Jokes! I'll start with this great one I heard.

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It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.

Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

PS. It sure is hot down here!

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Re: Old Folks
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2005, 04:46:26 AM »

 Gotta admit, that was funny  :laugh:

I wish I could help, cause I enjoy the jokes. Unfortunately, I don't know any good ones.

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Re: Erroneous E-Mail
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2005, 03:16:25 AM »

Hey! What did everyone lose their sense of humor or what! Come on, More Jokes! I'll start with this great one I heard.


Everyone can't come up with the great jokes you do Blade. But I do have a humorous list that I'll post.
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