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One Liners
« on: March 31, 2004, 02:41:52 PM »
What do you call a boomarang that doesn't come back to you?



A Stick!




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Re: One Liners
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2004, 06:24:08 PM »
What do you call a boomarang that doesn't come back to you?

A Stick!


Yuk Yuk!!


a guy walks into a bar.



says, Ow!

Either the Bible will Keep you from Sin, or sin will keep you from the Bible

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Re: One Liners
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2004, 07:40:11 AM »
A three legged dog walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, "I'm lookin for the man who shot my pa.
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Re: One Liners
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2004, 06:01:47 PM »
How about this one.

A skeleton walks into a bar.

Asks for a beer and a mop.

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Re: One Liners
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2004, 03:41:35 AM »


What do they call seagulls in San Francisco?

Bagels!
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Re: One Liners
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2004, 05:32:26 AM »
Secretary 1: How long have you been working at that office ?

Secretary 2: Ever since they threatened to fire me.

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Re: One Liners
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2005, 06:27:47 AM »
Q: Why is television called a medium?  A: Because it is neither rare nor well-done."

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Re: One Liners
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2005, 06:49:52 AM »
Question: What do you call a midget Fortune Teller who escapes from Prison?

Answer: A small Medium at large

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Re: One Liners
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2005, 03:12:01 AM »
Patient: "Doctor, I cant feel my legs!" Doctor: "That's because I've amputated your arms."
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Re: One Liners
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2005, 04:43:59 AM »

Two guys walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

 


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