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Dumb Humor
« on: November 11, 2003, 05:34:59 AM »

How do you catch a wild pesky wabbit.  Unique up on it

How do you catch a tame pesky wabbit.  Tame way, Unique up on it

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Re: You think that's dumb?
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2003, 04:06:35 AM »
How is a Texas Tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?

Somebody's gonna to lose a trailer


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Re:Dumb Humor
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2003, 05:50:35 AM »

Where will you find a dog with no legs?

 Right where you left him!


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Re:Dumb Humor
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2003, 05:51:00 AM »

What is the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The location of the dirt bag

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Re:Dumb Humor
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2003, 10:41:47 AM »
Why  did  the  guy  get  fired  from  the  orange  juice  factory?

     Because  he  couldn't  concentrate!
Until  you  find  something  worth  dying  for,  you're  not  really  living.

     "Deo  Valente"

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Re:Dumb Humor
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2003, 09:56:54 AM »
Why  did  the  guy  get  fired  from  the  orange  juice  factory?

     Because  he  couldn't  concentrate!

Ha Ha, that certainly qualifies  :D

Here's another.

What do Bears in the North Pole get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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Re: Dumb Humor
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2005, 12:50:15 PM »
There was a young man of New York,

Whose limericks ended abruptly

They didn't rhyme, lacked rhythm,

Too,

But were so dumb they

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Re: Dumb Humor
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2005, 10:36:33 AM »
Question: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Answer:  A  Fsh of course!

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Re: Dumb Humor
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2005, 06:31:33 AM »
               Why do Jewish women like their men circumcised?


                      Because they like anything that is 10% off!

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Re: Dumb Humor
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2009, 04:48:52 PM »
A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor.

After the exam the eye doctor says, I know why you are having trouble.

The Chinaman says why

The Doctor says, you have a Cataract

Chinaman says, No. I have a Rincoln Continental!


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Re: Dumb Humor
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2014, 04:07:10 PM »
ROFL. These are all good, but I have to share the Cataract one with my daughter who teaches the visually impaired!

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Re: Dumb Humor
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2014, 05:02:21 AM »
Blade is the resident undisputed funny man here, but here's one that gave me a chuckle.


HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.

Then he phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.
Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up..

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "Yeah, and I thought you said there was nobody available!"

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Re: Dumb Humor
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2014, 12:06:58 PM »
Ha! Ha!

Here's one:

A thief broke into my house last night....He started searching for money so I woke up and started searching with him.  :o

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Re: Dumb Humor
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2014, 12:19:02 PM »
Sign: "THIS HOUSE IS PROTECTED BY THE GOOD LORD AND A GUN

____ " YOU MIGHT MEET THEM BOTH IF YOU COME IN UNWELCOME"

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Re: Dumb Humor
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2014, 12:26:31 PM »
Okay...just one more:

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special.)

 


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