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billnjune

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Arminian Characteristics
« on: June 24, 2014, 06:50:38 PM »
Why do Arminians have short necks and flat foreheads?

Whenever a Calvinist ask about the “Doctrines of Grace” the Arminian will shrug his shoulders and say “I don’t know”



And then every time the “Doctrines of Grace” is presented to the Arminian, he hits his forehead with the palm of his hand and says “I should have known that!”


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Re: Arminian Characteristics
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2014, 07:05:35 PM »
What is the favorite flower?

What is the favorite flower of the Calvinist?

The TULIP

Total Depravity
Unconditional Election
Limited Atonement
Irresistible Grace
Perseverance of the Saints

What is the favorite flower of the Arminian?

The DAISY

The Arminian is constantly picking the peddles of the daisy saying "He loves me, He loves me not", never knowing his destiny.
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Re: Arminian Characteristics
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2014, 07:10:59 PM »
Only in Russia does a person have complete freedom to talk about the Grace of God,  as long as it does not interfere with your fellow inmates !


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Re: Arminian Characteristics
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2014, 07:42:13 PM »
Is your pastor a TULIP pastor?

Totally
Unappreciated
Low
Income
Pastor

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