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Redneck Therapy
« on: November 09, 2008, 10:30:26 PM »

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
 
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
 
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
 
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'





Redneck Therapy
 
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."
 
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
 
"How much do you charge?"
 
"Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.
 
"Woooweee, I'll sleep on it," said Bubba.
 
Six months later the doctor met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. 
 
"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A barber cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money, I went and bought me a new pickup!"
 
"Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a barber cure you?"
 
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!"

 


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