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Animal Jokes
« on: November 27, 2004, 02:00:39 PM »
A rabbit came to a shop and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller answered, "Noub!" The next day the rabbit came again and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller retorted, "No!" Next day the rabbit came and asked, "Got any carrots?" The seller shouted, "NO! And if you come again and ask for carrots, I'll take nails and hammer you on the wall by your ears!!!!!"

Early the next morning rabbit came back and asked, " Got any nails?" The seller answered, "Noub!" The rabbit asked, "Got any carrots?"
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Re: Animal Jokes
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2004, 06:04:45 AM »
There once was a man from Yuma,

Who told an elephant joke to a puma,

Now his body lies,

Under the hot desert skies,

For the puma had no sense of huma.
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Re: Animal Jokes
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2004, 12:38:02 PM »
Me thinks we have the same type humor  ;)

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Re: Animal Jokes
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2004, 12:38:29 PM »
A librarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk. When the chicken sees that it has the librarian's attention, it squawks, "Buck, buck, buck, Buck!"

It takes her a while, but she soon realizes that the chicken is calling for a book. The librarian complies, putting a couple of books down in front of the chicken. The chicken quickly grabs them and disappears.

The next day, the librarian is again disturbed by the same chicken, who puts the previous day's pile of books down on the desk and again squawks, "Buck, book, buck, BUCK!"

The librarian shakes her head, wondering what the chicken is doing with these books, but eventually finds some more books for the chicken. The chicken disappears.

The next day, the librarian is once again disturbed by the chicken, who squawks (in a rather irritated fashioon, it seems), "Buck, book, book, BUCK!" By now, the librarian's hearing it more clearly and her curiosity has gotten the better of her, so she gets a pile of books for the chicken, and follows the bird when it leaves the library. She follows it through the parking lot, down the street for several blocks, and finally into a large park. The chicken disappears into a small grove of trees, and the librarian follows. On the other side of the trees is a small marsh. The chicken has stopped on the side of the marsh. The librarian, now really curious, hurries over and sees that there is a small frog next to the chicken, examining each book, one at a time. The librarian comes within earshot just in time to hear the frog saying, "Read it, read it, read it..."

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Re: Animal Jokes
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2005, 04:50:40 AM »
Two turtles decided to go on a camping trip and also decided to bring a basket filled with beer and sandwiches. So the 2 turtles found a perfect spot near a river after walking for 5 days. The 2 turtles were about to eat when one turtle says to the other, "We forgot the bottle opener. One of us has to go back." The other turtle quickly responds, "I'm not going back. If I go, then you're gonna eat all the sandwiches!" The first turtle then replies, "No I won't. I promise. Just go." So the 2nd turtle starts to go back. After 2 weeks, the 2nd turtle never came back. The first turtle is so hungry, he decides to eat one of the sandwiches. When the first turtle starts to bite the sandwich, the 2nd turtle quickly yells from behind a rock, "Ah-HAH! I knew you were gonna eat the sandwich!"

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Re: Animal Jokes
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2005, 07:46:17 AM »
Blade, Keep em coming!

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "How the heck do you drive this thing?"

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